I have sex with you a lot in my head.
May 2011
Casually sitting at Woolworths and Elly yells at me “I think there’s blood gushing from my meat curtains”, what a babe.
Last one, I promise.
How many people have you kissed in the past 8 months?
Two?
Have you done anything illegal recently?
Yahhhhhh!
How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
Like, 6-7.
Is your life simple or complicated?
It’s pretty chill.
Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
No, if I did I wouldn’t be where I am today.
How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
I don’t remember, and don’t want to remember.
Do you think you would make a good parent?
Not right now.
What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Vanilla.
Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
No, my natural colour is dirty blonde.
Has anyone ever borrowed something from you and never returned it?
So many things.
Do you fall for people easily?
No.
Have you ever dated someone more than once?
No.
When and what was the reason behind the last time you cried?
Because I felt like crap.
What are you listening to right now?
Cypress Hill.
Is there something you wish you could tell someone but you can’t?
I do tell them.
Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
I currently am.
Do they know you like them?
Yes.
You’re thinking about her/him aren’t you?
Well yes.
Have you made another person cry in the past week?
No.
When was the last time you talked to the last person you kissed?
Months ago.
Are promises important to you?
I guess, but I’m used to them being broken.
Are you mad at anyone right now?
No.
Is anyone protective over you, and who?
Not really, no.
Is it possible to be single and happy?
Yes.
Did you ever lose a best friend?
Yes.
Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep?
Sleep
Are you feeling guilty about anything right now?
Nope!
Mum just told me that I’m going to become a prostitute when I go to England, then get murdered. Thanks mum!
Elly and I are baking cakes tomorrow night, and when when told everyone they automatically assumed we were going to put drugs in them. We’re really not that bad guys, and no drugs will be consumed tomorrow night.
